HEART:
This is just unfair! Why do I get all the blame when it comes to love? Don't they know I just pump the blood and make it circulate around the body? Brain, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR PEOPLE FEELINGS AND EMOTION! NOT ME!

BRAIN:
At least you get that recognition. It hurts when people choose between us and choose you over me. They don't know that what YOU feel is just what I dictate.